Banking irony:
With the free checking account
there are no free checks
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On hold with paypal
La dee dah, what nice music
OK, I’m bored now
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“Mission Accomplished”
What kind of bullshit was that?
Lying piece of shit
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Roast beef wrap tonight
Tortilla tastes like paper
Tossed it in the can
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9 a.m. already.
Write proposal or pay bills?
I need more coffee.
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Jackhammers downstairs
My skull is vibrating, too
Turns my brain to mush
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