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Roving pack of obnoxious creatures

June 15th, 2008 · 4 Comments

This is one of the common blights on our street:

As far as wild packs of dogs go, four chihuahuas is not as scary as, say, the pit bulls that used to get loose on a regular basis from another house on the block. Nonetheless, these little yappers are not shy about running up and growling [...]

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A fun time was had by all

June 8th, 2008 · No Comments

A hot time was had in the Bull City last night—in every sense of the word. The temperature was still in the high 90’s as the Scene of the Crime Rovers kicked off the festivities at the Fourth Annual Beaver Queen Pageant. A hilarious monologue and song from Fishscenta sealed the deal—although it was a [...]

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Tags: 27701 · Beaver Lodge Local 1504 · Durham, NC

The Fourth Annual Beaver Queen Pageant!

June 7th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Tonight’s the night! Kaferine deNerve was just here stocking up on coolers for ice and water, since the weather promises to be a scorcher. At least we don’t have to worry about rain turning the meadow into a swamp.
I have the honor of being the handler for one of this year’s contestants, Badonna. I’ll be [...]

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Tags: 27701 · Beaver Lodge Local 1504 · Durham, NC · Friends & Family

Scariest thing I’ve seen in Durham

May 6th, 2008 · 2 Comments

I was just accosted by a Moonie. In the lobby of the Snow Building.
As soon as he said he was from the Unification Church, I just said two words. “Please leave.”
I knew people who were suckered into going to their “ranch” in Boonville, only to find that they were never left alone with their thoughts, [...]

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Tags: 27701 · Atheism · Durham, NC · Society · Weird shit

Haiku

April 30th, 2008 · No Comments

Jackhammers downstairs
My skull is vibrating, too
Turns my brain to mush
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Tags: 27701 · Haiku · Migraines · Working World

The best day ever

April 27th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Two days in my 7 years of North Carolina have really stood out: my wedding day, and a day about 4 years ago that I spent canoeing down the Haw River. Yesterday I got to combine the two: Barry and I paddled the Haw together. This was a different stretch: a little further north, class [...]

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Tags: 27701 · Beaver Lodge Local 1504 · Friends & Family · North Carolina · North Carolina wines · kayaking

…live from the ATC, in the Mystery City!

April 25th, 2008 · 5 Comments

WUNC is currently in begathon mode. I don’t listen much–I only listen to radio in the car, have a short commute, and walk or work from home occasionally–but that’s not why I’m not going to give them any money.
Here I am in downtown Durham, and I’m looking out the window, and I can see the [...]

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Tags: 27701 · Communications · Durham, NC

Election Day

April 24th, 2008 · 1 Comment

While most of the country has weighed in on the party primaries, North Carolina has yet to vote. The linked article may be interesting reading for some of my out-of-state readers who are still scratching their heads wondering how a couple of unreconstructed lefties like Barry and myself are surviving life in a red state.
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Tags: 27701 · Durham, NC · North Carolina · Politics

More downtown culinary news

April 18th, 2008 · No Comments

Toast now serves wine and beer.
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Tags: 27701 · Durham, NC · Food · Wine

More food! Downtown!

April 15th, 2008 · No Comments

I was gracious enough to let my lunchtime companion, Phil, scoop the food bloggers about the long-awaited opening of the Five Points Cafe. It was actually its second day in operation—I worked from home yesterday so I guess I missed the grand opening. Had a nice turkey sandwich, nothing fancy, although I do still have [...]

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Tags: 27701 · Durham, NC · Food