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Entries from August 2009

To Whom It May Concern:

August 27th, 2009 · 3 Comments

With a background in Architectural Design, I am currently looking to expand my design expertise and start a career in the marketing and advertising fields.  I believe that my background in Architecture uniquely qualifies me for a position with Red Beret Design…As a Project Designer for an Architecture firm, I have had the opportunity to [...]

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Tags: Communications · Design · Working World

Squeak

August 15th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Squeaky Fromme is in the news again, reminding me of a dark little ditty we used to sing back in the carefree 70′s: (Sung to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song) Now’s the time to say goodbye to all our family C – H – A,    R – L – Y,    M [...]

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Tags: Memories · News · Weird shit

Nerd Dreams

August 10th, 2009 · 1 Comment

Last night I dreamed I was abducted by aliens. I made fun of them because they said “Silicone Valley” instead of “Silicon Valley” and their spaceship was running off an old PC 286. PS–For the record, I don’t think Wayne Sutton is an alien. But I’m thinking his mispronunciation got stuck between my nerves. Share [...]

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Tags: Geek stuff

Why am I so blue?

August 4th, 2009 · 3 Comments

If I look like a reject from the Blue Man Group, it’s only because food with blue dye is now being recommended as a treatment for migraine. In large enough quantities—i.e., the amount they give to lab rat—it temporarily turns the skin bright blue. Share on Facebook

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Tags: Migraines · News