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Entries from May 2008

Ready or not, here comes summer

May 31st, 2008 · No Comments

Stopped into Target today, and when I came outside, the weather had gone from pleasantly warm to stiflyingly humid. Came home and joined the spousal unit in a gin and tonic. Just sitting here now listening to the thunder, a sound I very much missed in two decades in California. The fog is beautiful, but [...]

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Tags: North Carolina · Weather

Token post

May 31st, 2008 · 3 Comments

This is just a post to remind myself yes, I do have a blog, and I should post on it once in a blue moon. Been uber-focused on learning how to create templates in Joomla lately, with my own site and a couple of pro bono sites as fodder. And if you have no idea [...]

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Tags: Geek stuff · Working World

Grouse grouse grump grump

May 23rd, 2008 · 1 Comment

I just spent over 2 hours trying to correct overcharges on both my Verizon bill (2nd month running) and a Bank of America balance transfer. I’m really sick and tired of companies that basically flat out lie to you, and then make you jump through hoops to get your money back.
And yes, Alltel, I’m looking [...]

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Tags: pet peeves

The small print

May 6th, 2008 · 3 Comments

From a credit card offer, which includes 0% APR on transfers until 2009: “We may change your account terms, including rates, at any time for any reason. This means that your account rates, including any promotional rates offered, are not guaranteed.”
In other words: whatever we promise you today, we could be lying through our teeth [...]

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Tags: Communications · Politics · Working World

Scariest thing I’ve seen in Durham

May 6th, 2008 · 2 Comments

I was just accosted by a Moonie. In the lobby of the Snow Building.
As soon as he said he was from the Unification Church, I just said two words. “Please leave.”
I knew people who were suckered into going to their “ranch” in Boonville, only to find that they were never left alone with their thoughts, [...]

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Tags: 27701 · Atheism · Durham, NC · Society · Weird shit

Haiku: 5 Years Later

May 1st, 2008 · No Comments

“Mission Accomplished”
What kind of bullshit was that?
Lying piece of shit
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Tags: Haiku · Politics

Haiku

May 1st, 2008 · No Comments

Roast beef wrap tonight
Tortilla tastes like paper
Tossed it in the can
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Tags: Daily Life · Food · Haiku

Haiku

May 1st, 2008 · No Comments

9 a.m. already.
Write proposal or pay bills?
I need more coffee.
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Tags: Daily Life · Haiku · Working World