The spousal unit and I were just watching the film “Young at Heart” with Frank Sinatra and Doris Day, a musical remake of some earlier film called “Four Daughters.” As the final scene unfolds, Barry storms out of the room grumbling “It’s a goddamn Frank Sinatra - Doris Day duet!”

To which I replied, “It’s a musical with Frank Sinatra and Doris Day. What were you expecting, Joey Ramone to suddenly show up?”

“I was hoping.”