Mid-November is not the best time for a garage sale. It’s darn cold out here, and not many people wanted to venture out to look at a bunch of junk (and a lovely decorative sword! An almost-new Starbucks coffeemaker! A wine rack! A pet drinking fountain!) when the mercury is just poking its head above freezing.

But if you’re looking for linoleum scrapers, you’re missing out. There’s still two hours left!